Butter, cake frosting and meat gloves
B: Did you slather any parts of your body with an edible substance before getting dressed? If so, which parts and what substance?
T: I like to put a little butter between my thighs so when I walk they don’t chafe.
B: Butter, interesting. I like to slip a little dollop of cake frosting in between my second and fourth knuckles.
Then I slip some gloves on. Gloves made out of meat. I just nibble away for the rest of the day on meat and cake frosting. But, while nibbling, I hold up my middle finger. You can bet that generates some funny conversations.
