Slappy Bruce

B: have you ever been in a car accident? Are you scared of spiders?
T: no
T: but i will kill them only if they are in my bedroom
T: yes to the car accident
B: do you use toothpicks often?
T: only when i fart
B: what purpose do they serve when you fart?
T: to clean your teeth
T: duh
B: oh, right. Don’t know why I didn’t think of that.