Slappy Bruce

B: I just told Amanda about this line of discussion we’re having and she said, “You guys are the weirdest friends I have ever known.”

T: Your sister?

B: No, Amanda, the one with the tangerine sized fists. Anyhow, it means a lot coming from her because she has some pretty weird friends. I told her as much and she said, “My friends are unique not weird.”

T: That is what a chick says when she has weird friends. “Who is that retarded gentleman eating corn cobs out of that bucket?” “Oh that is my friend Julio. He is unique.”