Slappy Bruce » animitronic dinosaurs http://slappybruce.com Now with Olestra Thu, 25 Mar 2010 19:53:07 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Animitronic Dinosaurs http://slappybruce.com/posts/animitronic-dinosaurs/ http://slappybruce.com/posts/animitronic-dinosaurs/#comments Fri, 03 Apr 2009 23:49:42 +0000 Brian http://www.slappybruce.com/?p=132 B: I turn 32 in two weeks.

T: Sweet. What do you want for your birthday?

B: An animitronic tyranosaurus rex. Life size.

T: Anatomically correct?

B: No, that doesn’t really matter to me.

T: Really? What are you gay or something?

B: Well, it matters to me with Debbi, but not with animitronic dinosaurs.

T: So you don’t want a big ball’d dinosaur in your house?

B: No, I already have one of those.

T: Bailey!!! Get off the dinosaurs balls!!!!  They are not a swing!

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