Peanut Butter
T: Sometimes peanut butter is funny.
B: How so?
T: You ever put it on your nose, then sneeze?
B: Not today.
T: I like to put a bit in my hair for comedic reasons.
B: What else do you do for comedic reasons?
T: I like to put lipstick in my armpits and walk around saying, “Look, look at where someone kissed me.”