B: Pretty typical actually.

T: Spent the weekend bathing in pickle juice and washing your hair with dirt?  Googling POO?

B: I spent Friday night at our store in Montrose. Oh, I probably didn’t mention, we opened up a store in Montrose. We sell diapers, Hungarian cookies and life size statues of Bert Reynolds. Then on Saturday I went to a costume store with Reese and we tried on three or four hundred costumes each. You see, Debbi takes Halloween really seriously. If we didn’t come home with the costumes that we did, she probably would have stopped feeding the dog for three or four weeks.

T: The dog you don’t have.

B: Oh, yeah… we got a dog. That’s what we did on Sunday.

T: Oh, what did you get? Did you get a skunk and paint it to look like a dog?

B: Actually, it’s just a large rubber Dog. It matches the astroturf we had installed in our backyard. You know, we’re in to low maintenance things, astroturf lawn, rubber dog, disposable clothes.

T: Fur sink. Electric dog polisher.