Animitronic Dinosaurs
B: I turn 32 in two weeks.
T: Sweet. What do you want for your birthday?
B: An animitronic tyranosaurus rex. Life size.
T: Anatomically correct?
B: No, that doesn’t really matter to me.
T: Really? What are you gay or something?
B: Well, it matters to me with Debbi, but not with animitronic dinosaurs.
T: So you don’t want a big ball’d dinosaur in your house?
B: No, I already have one of those.
T: Bailey!!! Get off the dinosaurs balls!!!! They are not a swing!