IT People
B: Did you know that IT people are twice as likely to wear heavy metal t-shirt as other people?
T: And we are probably the most dirty in regards to sex talk.
B: Huh?
T: “Your back door is wide open. My pipe isn’t fat enough. I have to prune nfsturds. I am unable to mount Uranus.”
B: Ah.
B: Also, black jeans are 63% more popular among IT types than other workers. And IT workers are 32% less likely to wear clean clothes every day of the week than business managers. On the other hand, Business and IT people are equally likely to wear a cellphone belt clip.
T: Oh yeah, well, 90% of graphic designers do not know how to use a computer.