Slappy Bruce

B: How’s the new baby?

T: Stayed up all night last night.

B: Perhaps you would like to go bowling. I could cover a bowling ball with vasoline or butter.

T: Or poo?

B: Sure.

B: Besides Nicole, did  you consider naming her Astird?

T: I prefer Craptird.

B: Sounds like a good name for a parakeet.

I told my DVR to record the League of Extraordinary gentleman. Turns out it was the League of Ordinary Gentleman, a bowling documentary. I am not watching bowling but a documentary on bowling, a taped documentary on bowling. Someone please help me.