The boy or the hamster?
B: If you were going to be by yourself in some hotel in Denver for a few days what would you bring?
T: Pillow and 3 pencils.
B: Why do you need the pillow if you have the three pencils?
T: So they can sleep with the pet hamster.
B: When Debbi was younger her family adopted the hamster from her little sister’s class room cause some kid stuck a pencil in its eye.
T: Did he get to keep the eye?
B: The boy or the hamster?
T: The boy.
B: I don’t think so. They sent him to the principle for mooning a girl.
T: The hamster?
B: The boy.