Sex Change
B: I figured out who that girl was who requested my friendship on Facebook.
T: Stalker?
B: No, just a girl who lived on my street, went to my elementary, jr. high and high school. And I couldn’t remember who she was. It’s because her last name was different. and she became a woman.
T: You mean she used to be called Steve?
B: No, I meant, she was a girl before.
T: Oh I thought you meant she used to be called Steve.
B: Come to think of it, I don’t know anyone who has had a sex change operation. Do you? Oh, wait, I guess Eric S. did. But then he changed back so I don’t really count that one.
T: Yeah, I made my butt into a penis for a while but I grew tired of it.
B: That must have made sitting really uncomfortable.
T: Or was it?
B: Did that mean you had two penisesses? Or is it Peni?
T: The technical term would be flacidactali.
B: Is that the technical term for when someone changes their butt into a penis or the technical term for more than one penis?
T: More than one penis.
B: Oh.
T: The procedure is called “addadictame.” Also spelled “addadicktome” if you are in Germany.