T: Who farted in front of each other first. you or Deb?
B: Actually, it happened simultaneously the moment the pastor said, “You may kiss the bride.” We decided that instead of a first kiss, we would wow the audience with simultaneous flatulence.
T: What would be the first thing you did when you got a time machine?
B: If I had a time machine the first thing I would do is go back to our high school days and convince us to start a production company making movies, commercials, etc.
T: Really if you could go anywhere in the past you would go eleven years ago? Not to like, see Socrates? Or the dinosaurs? Or your first kiss?
B: Well, I just wanted to come up with something a little more specific to us. The reality is I would almost certainly go back and see the moment that the high five was invented.