Slappy Bruce » first kiss http://slappybruce.com Now with Olestra Thu, 25 Mar 2010 19:53:07 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Simultaneous Flatulence http://slappybruce.com/posts/simultaneous-flatulence/ http://slappybruce.com/posts/simultaneous-flatulence/#comments Fri, 18 Sep 2009 17:57:10 +0000 Brian http://slappybruce.com/?p=279 T: Who farted in front of each other first. you or Deb?

 

B: Actually, it happened simultaneously the moment the pastor said, “You may kiss the bride.”  We decided that instead of a first kiss, we would wow the audience with simultaneous flatulence. 

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B:  If I had a time machine the first thing I would do is go back to our high school days and convince us to start a production company making movies, commercials, etc.

T: Really if you could go anywhere in the past you would go eleven years ago? Not to like, see Socrates? Or the dinosaurs? Or your first kiss?

B: Well, I just wanted to come up with something a little more specific to us. The reality is I would almost certainly go back and see the moment that the high five was invented.

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