Posts Tagged ‘flatulence’

You should try flatulence

B: I have the terrible urge to laugh during occasions that demand dignified silence.

T: You should try flatulence. It is much more interesting.

18

09 2009

Gas

B: Quick, what are you thinking about right this second?

T: How much gas I have right now.

B: Gas in your body, or in your truck?

T: Body of course. Flatulence.

B: Ah. Wouldn’t it be great if you could use body gas to fill up your truck’s gas tank?

24

04 2009