B: Uh, maybe I should stop reading your comments out loud until after I’ve read them quietly to myself.

T: There is nothing wrong with sharted. You can say that on the radio.

B: Oh. Okay. Well, then, here goes… (can you hear me reading this out loud, my voice echoing down the hallway of my building?)

T: SHARTEEED ED ED ED

T: So?

B: Well I have been to Chicago, I’ll tell you that much.

T: Oh, okay.

B: I’m not comfortable being totally honest until I find out if you’re publishing this material.

T: hahha see briansdirtylittlesecrets.com or brianthesharter.com

T: Have you been to my website? hosepooper.com

B: hahha Sorry but the name sounds slightly gay (and not as in lame).

T: Like a gay lube company

Silence

T: You can’t leave me hangin on that gem. It makes it seem like that wasn’t funny or your Pastor walked in to you reading out loud “gay lube company.”

B: Sorry..haahhahahah. It was funny, it was. It’s just that, I’ve been getting into a lot of hot water lately.

T: You got a jacuzzi?

B: For… reading these out loud to my co-workers.

T: Oh, your co-workers are getting offended?

B: They say I’m a foul man.

T: Well then you have to tell them if they are getting offended then you will have to stop reading it out loud. And if that happens they will never hear anything funny again. Because we ARE funny. poohose.com? That is funny. We know funny. Ranks right up there with poolube.com or hosepooper.com

B: Yeah, I know. That is the obvious solution. But it seems that they are nourished by these readings. At the same time as being offended.

B: Can you go ahead and reserve those web addresses, just in case. I don’t care how much you have to spend. You can write it off can you?