Old Tomatoes and Dirt
B: I had to have a meeting with someone today, to talk to her about her hygiene. Because she smelled like old tomatoes and dirt.
T: What!!?!??!?!?!
B: Yeah.
T: How did she take it?
B: She was really embarrassed.
T: And then farted?
B: Hahaha yeah.
T: How funny would that have been though. Ma’am you smell. And then she farts.
B: Hahahaha.
T: And knowing you, you would bust out laughing.
B: Yeah, that would make a fine story to tell.
T: Or if you went into the meeting just eating tomatoes…
B: Old tomatoes.
T: Did she cry?
B: No, she started to cry, I thought, but then it was really laughter.