Slappy Bruce

When me and Tom were in high school we promised each other that if we weren’t married by the time we were thirty, that we would legally change our names to the same name.

Here are some of the names we considered.

1. Terry Jerimetrious

2. Biff Pocoroba

3. Arnold Farquhar

4. Nigel Dick

5. Thad Snodgrass

6. Nathaniel Snerpas

7. Noodnic Shpilkes

8. Felipe Strokes

9.Brazilian Geek Snake

10. Shlomo

B: How was the weekend?

T: ugggh

B: That bad huh?

T: Yeah. Like if i were to tell you, it wouldn’t sound real.

B: At least your name isn’t Nathaniel Snerpas. At least you have that.

T: That is totally true.