Slappy Bruce » no shirt http://slappybruce.com Now with Olestra Thu, 25 Mar 2010 19:53:07 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 What are you doing right now? http://slappybruce.com/posts/what-are-you-doing-right-now-2/ http://slappybruce.com/posts/what-are-you-doing-right-now-2/#comments Mon, 10 Aug 2009 18:53:44 +0000 Brian http://slappybruce.com/?p=255 B: What are you doing right now? Are you eating sandwiches and drinking beer in a phone booth on the corner?

T: No I am sitting naked next to a homeless person eating strained peas out of a bucket. What are you doing?

B: I’m standing in my driveway eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery with my shirt off.

T: With one of those welders melting the cheese in the other hand?

B: Yeah.

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