Pigeon Toed
B: Hey do you think if I walk around all day excessively pigeon toed that nobody will talk to me?
T: Would you be naked?
B: Well, I’m naked now.
T: Bring out the pickles!!!!!!
B: I told Amanda about that one… she laughed for a moment. then she said, “You guys are sooooo weird.”
T: You should tell Amanda. “Psst hey Amanda. I just pooped my pants. Can you please bring me some pickles?”
T: I am talking to Amy Osbourne right now.
B: Who is that?
T: Ozzy Osbourne’s daughter.
B: You should tell her that you just pooped in your pants.