T: Stalker?

B: No, just a girl who lived on my street, went to my elementary, jr. high and high school. And I couldn’t remember who she was. It’s because her last name was different. and she became a woman.

T: You mean she used to be called Steve?

B: No, I meant, she was a girl before.

T: Oh I thought you meant she used to be called Steve.

B: Come to think of it, I don’t know anyone who has had a sex change operation. Do you? Oh, wait, I guess Eric S. did. But then he changed back so I don’t really count that one.

T: Yeah, I made my butt into a penis for a while but I grew tired of it.

B: That must have made sitting really uncomfortable.

T: Or was it?

B: Did that mean you had two penisesses? Or is it Peni?

T: The technical term would be flacidactali.

B: Is that the technical term for when someone changes their butt into a penis or the technical term for more than one penis?

T: More than one penis.

B: Oh.

T: The procedure is called “addadictame.” Also spelled “addadicktome” if you are in Germany.