Slappy Bruce » slather http://slappybruce.com Now with Olestra Thu, 25 Mar 2010 19:53:07 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Butter, cake frosting and meat gloves http://slappybruce.com/posts/butter-cake-frosting-and-meat-gloves/ http://slappybruce.com/posts/butter-cake-frosting-and-meat-gloves/#comments Fri, 18 Sep 2009 18:17:31 +0000 Brian http://slappybruce.com/?p=283 B: Did you slather any parts of your body with an edible substance before getting dressed? If so, which parts and what substance?

 

T: I like to put a little butter between my thighs so when I walk they don’t chafe.

 

B: Butter, interesting. I like to slip a little dollop of cake frosting in between my second and fourth knuckles.

Then I slip some gloves on. Gloves made out of meat. I just nibble away for the rest of the day on meat and cake frosting. But, while nibbling, I hold up my middle finger. You can bet that generates some funny conversations.

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