Denim, tap dancing and archery
B: Are you wearing any denim?
T: Always.
B: Is it blue denim, stone washed, black, or some other unfortunate color, like pink or purple?
T: I am wearing hot pink jeans right now.
B: Okay, now, is it “jeans” as in pants, or is it a hot pink denim jacket or headband?
T : I had to lose the headband. It got too hot. But my underwear is denim, with the ball and anoose area white mesh for breathability.
B: Did you have to sew in the mesh part yourself, or can you buy those somewhere?
T: I sew them in. I like to choose the better fabric.
B: So, is it comfortable to wear jeans (as in the pants) over denim underwear?
Tom responded to this question by sending me a photo of slip-resistant grass reinforcement mesh and saying, “It’s something like this.”
B: Ay! That looks like a chain link fence. You must have a lot of caluses.
T: It makes a pretty imprint at the end of the day.
B: Kinda like a tatoo without the needles. I have a lot of caluses in that general bodily area too. But for a different reason. I’m in a Testicle Tap Dancing troupe.
T: Strange. I am in a testicle archery club.
B: Is that where you shoot the bow with your…
T: Yeah. I’ve gotten pretty good at the bulls-eye. It takes tons of concentration to pull back then release. Like imagining Angelina Jolie then my gramma naked. Boom! Bulls-eye!
B: Shouldn’t it be called something like “Schwenus Archery.”
T: Well the balls are important. They aim and hold the bow.
B: That’s quite a talent.