Slappy Bruce

B: Did you know that IT people are twice as likely to wear heavy metal t-shirt as other people?

T: And we are probably the most dirty in regards to sex talk.

B: Huh?

T: “Your back door is wide open. My pipe isn’t fat enough. I have to prune nfsturds. I am unable to mount Uranus.”

B: Ah.

B: Also, black jeans are 63% more popular among IT types than other workers. And IT workers are 32% less likely to wear clean clothes every day of the week than business managers. On the other hand, Business and IT people are equally likely to wear a cellphone belt clip.

T: Oh yeah, well, 90% of graphic designers do not know how to use a computer.

T: You know when you have your server mounted the name shows up on the desktop?

B: Yeah.

T: That’s called a volume.

B: Okay.

T: One of our clients has a volume named with Greek names. The primary volume is “Titan.” There is one called “Pandora.” Me and my coworker have a volume that we only can see for backup purposes and we called it “Uranus.” So we have Titan Uranus. He just im’d me this, ‘Uranus has less than 20% available space.’ I replied, ‘Well that just means you have too much in uranus.’

‘Rich we are having troubles with uranus. Please help us fix uranus.’ Then you then get into the whole, ‘Hey Thomas I am having trouble mounting Uranus.’

B: And ‘Why don’t you just put all of those files in uranus?’

T: And when you run a check the computer will tell you if your volume is in a “clean” or “dirty.”  So sometimes Uranus is dirty.