What are you doing right now?
B: What are you doing right now? Are you eating sandwiches and drinking beer in a phone booth on the corner?
T: No I am sitting naked next to a homeless person eating strained peas out of a bucket. What are you doing?
B: I’m standing in my driveway eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery with my shirt off.
T: With one of those welders melting the cheese in the other hand?
B: Yeah.
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